everclear

everclear
1. (everclear) (1863↑, 112↓)
A clear liquid with the following properties: 1) 95% alcohol (190 proof). This means 1 shot everclear = about 2 1/2 shots of most other hard liquors 2) Very flammable 3) Has a warning on the bottle that you should NOT drink it straight 4) Nobody really follows the above warning 5) When poured into a shot and consumed, will burn your throat like battery acid would 6) Mixes very well with juice, creating a potent potable called "jungle juice" 7) Most people generally underestimate its power and drink way too much, resulting in regurgitation of dinner and possible stomach-pumping 8) Is not legal in many states, or in some states only in it's 76.5% (153 proof) form 9) Generally about $15 a fifth, but think how much alcohol you're getting... 10) Everclear will not get that girl drunk to the point where you can hit it. It will get her drunk to the point where she'll puke like there's no tomorrow and probably pass out. Stick with regular liquor in this endeavor.

1 shot and you'll feel like you've been stabbed in the throat. 2 shots is the most you should ever give a girl that you have the intention of hooking up with in the next few hours. 3 shots will probably make you puke like never before if you're some dumb 14 year raiding your alcoholic dad's liquor cabinet. 4 shots will send you to the ER if you're the above person. 5 shots will probably kill the same dumb kid. 6 shots will get a 200 lb. guy pretty wasted. 7 shots will make him puke. 8 shots is my personal record. It resulted in serious loss of dinner and a very bad night and morning. If you can break double digits, I'll either be really impressed or sending my regards to your family for the tragic loss.

2. (everclear) (508↑, 89↓)
195-proof grain alcohol that can run your fucking car with. seriously. very economical in the creation of mixed drinks, as everclear contains about 250% of the alcohol in most other hard liquors, and has no taste besides that of alcohol. Also, one can spit it into a flame and, quite literally, breathe fire. Taking a straight shot of everclear is like swallowing oven cleaner, and has approximately the same effect on the liver.

My roommate drank ten straight shots of everclear last night, and now he's not waking up He's dead, you dumb fuck

3. (everclear) (510↑, 323↓)
Alcholic drink that killed my brother Jo-Jo.

Noooooo\! Jo-Jo\!\!\!\!\!\!

4. (Everclear) (176↑, 92↓)
95% alcohol more commonly know as: Liquefied Death

Here comes the meat wagon to pick up that dumb shit who drank everclear...

5. (everclear) (107↑, 53↓)
A drink that is 95% ABV (190 proof) Common side effects include but are not limited to: loss of balance, stuttering, slurred speech, unfocused sight, violently low judgement, high heart rate, tripping, paranoia, and death.

Eddy: Dude\! Last night after you passed out you got up, undid your pants, attacked everyone in the room, sat on Jerit's head, and beat Travis\! We had to hold you down and put you back on the couch\! Me: Really? I don't remember any of that shit\! And when I passed out you, Jerit, and Damien were gone\! Travis: Dude, we're serious. And you wouldn't talk you just grunted. Kaleb: Holy shit. Last time I drink Everclear. O_O

6. (Everclear) (53↑, 11↓)
AKA "Gas Outta Satan's Ass." This drink is fuckin' illegal in most states. A coma inducing 95% alcohol content will shit-can you in 2 or 3 shots. Not a good thing if you want to keep taking jello shots of a chick's tit. Bacardi 151 pales in comparison.

Everclear will ice your ass into the afterlife.

7. (everclear) (37↑, 9↓)
It's hell the next morning

Me: What the hell did I do last night? Friend: You had a cup of straight everclear and you had your pants down on your waist, we could see your ass, you destroyed our toilet, and we had to hold you up while you walked so you wouldn't fall down\! Me: Damn.

8. (Everclear) (23↑, 8↓)
There are two kinds. 151 proof, and 190 proof. It is illegal in some states. It can be used as an antiseptic because of it's high alcoholic content and is the best cleaner for the restoration of tabacco smoking pipes. It is a neutral grain spirit. It should NEVER be consumed straight.

Bob: Dude. What happened last night? (after waking up with a massive headache.) Fred: You had the brilliant idea of drinking Everclear straight from the bottle last night and now you're paying for it...

9. (everclear) (23↑, 17↓)
190 proof alcohol. It is illegal in most states for a reason. do not take it lightly. Once you blackout from it and continue to drink w/o knowing will cause serious harm...

14 shots of everclear and my friend decided it would be funny to hold a .40 cal to my head. It resulted in puking all night, all next day and a body shakes like never before. we drank 1/2 of a handle between the 2 of us. Definitely do not advise drinking this\!\!\!\!

10. (everclear) (104↑, 168↓)
1. a strong alcoholic drink 2. the greatest band ever from Portland OR, Art Alexakis - guit, voc, Craig Montoya - voc, bass, Greg Eklund - voc, drums

1. Bartender: may I help you sir? A drunk guy: yea, gimme an everclear, bitch 2. Fuck man, Everclear kick ass don't they? Anal Cunt - You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (you're gay).mp3

11. (everclear) (57↑, 126↓)
95% grain alchohol yeah I could agree with the 14 year old e.r. thing depends on the chick but she usually won't take much more whats 1\\3 of the bottle thats my record half gallon of 40% vodka too probably close to equal

you better be a drinker. Ever seen that guy at the party that blacks out repeatedly and talks gibberrish then pukes and passes out standing up and the fall doesn't even wake him? thats everclear to a pro..... or an amatuer who took 4 shots in a row a half hour after\!

12. (everclear) (57↑, 248↓)
Just the greatest fucking band. Yea. Inspiration. Isn't it great when Alcohol starts singing to ya(yes.lame ass pun.)

Yea. Everclear does kickass. Man. Everytime I listen to Everclear I feel all inspired. Um yea. DRINK ME\!

13. (everclear) (63↑, 285↓)
its very stupid to drink it it can cause alot of harm and i probably would never touch the stuff id much rather drink vodka and be ok than drink ever clear and die cause it has no taste and no smell so you keep drinkin untill your body just cant handle it any more and you wake in heaven/hell/or emergency room dont be stupid stay away

a stupid 14 year old drinking and gettin raped

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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